Are you tired of always being found in a game of hide and seek? Or are you always being caught in capture the flag? Then you need the Shadowizer 9000!
Kids and parents would mainly use it to find the perfect hiding spot, just in case, for hide and seek. It is also great for Capture the Flag and while you are a shadow, you can still grab stuff that is not a shadow. The Shadowizer is great for games that include hiding, or stealing.
It is a small remote - like device that is 8.1 cm in height, 3.3 cm in width and 6.5 cm in length. It has 2 ends, the Collector and the Dispenser. In the middle of it, there is a big dark blue button. On the back of it, there are 4 screws in each corner. When you unscrew them, the back will fall off of it and you will see a little black crystal called Darkite. Darkite is the source that turns you into a shadow.
It is very easy to use, there are 5 simple steps:
Note: It is safe to overcome other shadows.
- Point the Collector (The Collector is the point at the top) at yourself.
- Press the Button.
- Wait for the Collector to beam you into the Dispenser (The Dispenser is the point at the bottom).
- When you are Dispensed, you are now a shadow.
- Press the Button again to grow out of the ground as yourself (You will still be holding the machine when you are still a shadow).
The Shadowizer 9000 was made for a certain reason and that reason is to find the perfect hiding spot because when you get older, you can’t fit in any more small spaces to hide. It is perfect for hide and seek! So that's why you need the Shadowizer 9000. The Shadowizer 9000 will not be made until the year 2030. That is if there such a thing called Darkite. It would take awhile to find Darkite because it is found way below the ground so you can enjoy hide and seek while it is still fair.
It would be designed in New Zealand but made in the USA because New Zealand is a small country and there won’t be very much Darkite but the USA would have lots of Darkite because it is a large country. I also hope Canada would help the USA for 2 reasons. 1, Canada is the 2nd largest country in the world. 2, Canada is right on top of the USA.
So folks look out for the Shadowizer at a store near you in 2030.
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